"Whoa, your hair glows!"

It doesn’t just glow.”

icallit-veryclosetalking asked:
shawn & juliet + cat/ dog runs away and the other person finds it au?

"Oh my God, I’m so sorry," the woman breathes, tucking a strand of hair behind her way. Her hair, however, is not in as much disarray as Shawn’s living room - her dog had taken pleasure in knocking everything down in his panic.

Shawn waves his hand dismissively at her, awkwardly scratching at the back of his head, and adds, “Ah, it wasn’t much neater anyway, I’m just happy we found him.”

(bonus sentences) “Oh, I don’t know how to thank you, Mr…”

"Shawn."

She smiles, and boy is it a sight for sore eyes. “Juliet. And uh…that’s Sparky. But you’ve met already.”

gothmulder asked:
high school leslie/ben!

"That’s my competition?" Leslie snorts, pressing her fists into the table before her. "I’ve been head of every student government organization since third grade and this little chump things he can take me down?

"That’s Ben Wyatt," Ann informs her gently from her side, straightening the French flag that Leslie had disturbed, "and it’s not a competition, Leslie, it’s Model UN."

"Oh, Ann, you beautiful gentle starfish, when will you learn?"

(not exactly romance but i like to think this ends up w/ them making out after the conference in the back of ben’s car)

this looks fun

ladysansalannister:

1.) Give me a pairing.
2.) Give me an AU setting.
3.) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

Bolin and I will hold them off.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine ladies with their dogs

it’s bellers' birthday, and we all know she's the worst so here's a set or something. i don't know

link to videos: adam, dane, dance, dps

also

shitroughdrafts:

Happy birthday Harry Potter! From shitroughdrafts.

psych challenge: [1/5] characters: chief of police karen vick
“i can sit here all night, betty. i have a six-month-old at home who still has colic. i consider this a reprieve.”

(5.14) leslie and ben / (6.01) london